28/07/2016

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Death Disko • Asda + Kelan

28/07/2016

About this Event

Death Disko - Thursday 28th July - Cosies, Bristol



For the next instalment in the disko of death we are inviting our comrades Asda (aka Vessel + chester giles) and Kelan into our basement of vodka woo woo induced school-night self loathing + existential post-brexit despair..



Engorge yourself on the abhorrent verse of a Fish Town fruitcake as he straddles the incessant thumping of Vessel’s lean, mean machines. Wrap your lug holes around this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fxXvNDN30FA



For anyone that’s experienced Asda live before will testify to, this will be fucking noisy so bring your best steam punk ear defenders, or be cool and just go deaf like the rest of us. At least we won’t have to listen to our stupid grandchildren’s incessant whining about ‘why did you leave the E.U when there was no exit plan in place?’ or ‘why did you let the arctic melt and now New York is under water?’ or some old bollocks.. just shut up and eat your cereal you cunt



And Kelan, often seen sporting a fetching gimp outfit at any given opportunity, who will be playing all your favourite post-factual pro-codeine era dancehall smash hits. Prizes for anyone who can bogle in bondage trousers..



Neek + Kahn will also be playing plenty of records throughout the night including such classics as ‘Swans -You Fucking People Make Me Sick, ‘Cannibal Corpse - Frantic Disembowelment’ and of course the entire Lou Reed rendition of Edgar Allen Poe’s ‘The Raven’..



10pm - 4am

£4 all night



extra weight provided by The Washing Machine Soundsystem.. limited capacity so please arrive early to ensure entry

Cosies!, 34 Portland Square 34 Portland Square, Bristol BS2 8RG