About this Event

Blankety Quiz

If you’ve never been before it’s like this: I try and make you laugh through the medium of picture, film, song, action, mime, angst, sparkly suit, surrealism, daftness, filth and love. There’s some questions and loads of prizes at the end. Everyone’s happy (apart from the dry fuckers, but then they’re never happy are they? Poor bastards, someone should give them a hug. Their Mum’s really should have stayed off the Lambrini and glue cocktails eh? I hope the find happiness somewhere, I really do.)


If you have been to Blankety Quiz before, it’d be lovely to see your beautiful upturned smiling face again. Hi, how are you? Ah good, that’s lovely to hear. And the rash, all cleared up now? Lovely. Me? I'm All good thanks...yes, it’s been lanced and cauterised so we’re all safe now. Oh you know, this and that. Yes of course, plenty of the other. Anyways, I’d love to chat and... oh, to the left. It’s the classic way. But I must crack on... well my sweat peas this year were a disaster but you should see my sunflowers. Ok dokes, I really gotta get this show on the road now, lovely to see you and enjoy the show. Here's you answer sheet, your doodle sheet and I'd like one of you to try and make me laugh in the 2nd half, 30 seconds, no holds barred, but no touching, spitting or gas attacks. smashing, best of luck now!




So if you want a laugh and you want to win some prizes this Tuesday, get down to 51 Stokes Croft and have your Blankety Quids ready <3
cheers!